So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
Why can't burritos get me drunk
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
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