I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
i think my mom watched the whole time
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Randomize