And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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