And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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