im drinking this country out of the recession.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
being pregnant is like rehab
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
I am available for nakedness
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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