Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
Randomize
