I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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