We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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