5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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