If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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