I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
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