KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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