Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
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