That's intense
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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