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I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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