In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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