guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Randomize