Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
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