Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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