I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
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