what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
Randomize
