You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.�
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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