he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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