And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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