totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
Randomize
