Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Randomize