i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
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