Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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