is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
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