He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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