is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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