they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
I could make wine with my vomit
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
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