literally had 100 drinks last night.
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
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