We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
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