Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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