pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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