O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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