You're completely useless in the revolution.
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
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