What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
You are a genius and a whore.
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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