I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
