Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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