i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
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