well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
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