Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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