so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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