I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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