no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
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