I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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