Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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