omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
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