drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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