I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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