Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
Randomize
