just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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