Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
Randomize
